- A bubble in the space-time continuum has connected your line to a channeler in the 23rd century.
Any message you leave will be broadcast into the future... - You have reached the offices of the planet Zarton. All our agents are busy undermining the governments of the Earth and cannot come to phone at the moment.
However, your name and number can be left... - Steve has been captured by a flying saucer and can't come to the phone right now,
but if you leave your name, phone number, and a message... - Hello, this is Jim. Unfortunately I can't answer the phone right now because I've just come back from the Mirror Worlds and I'm still made up of antimatter,
so if I were to pick up the phone right... - Klingon voice:) ANSWERING MACHINE.
SPEAK... - This is you-know who. We are you-know-where.
Leave your you-know-what you-know-when... - You have reached 234-1243. This is an answering machine.
This is the nineties. You know what to do... - You have reached the number you have dialed.
Please leave a message after the beep... - This is a boring answering machine message. Leave a message anyway.
(Useful to keep people from calling at odd hours to... - Classical music in background,
slow stoned voice:) Don't you ever wonder what life...
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