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Creative Answering Machine Messages
- Classical music in background
slow stoned voice:) Don't you ever wonder what life...
- For Shakespeare lovers only:) So long as phones can ring and eyes can see
So leave a message, and I'll get back to thee...
- This is 234-3249, and no, it's not Pete's Pizzaria
It's not the Credit Union either, and no one named...
- Hi. Do you ever feel, like, your head is full of sand
not your regular loose sand mind you, but compacted...
- These words are lovely dark and deep But I've got promises
to keep and miles to go before I sleep So leave a message...
- Now I lay me down to sleep; Leave a message at the beep
If I die before I wake, Remember to erase the tape...
- Kemosabe no in teepee now
You leave'um message after little smoke signal,and...
- Carefully modulated English accent, like Alex in A Clockwork Orange] Oh
my brothers and only droogs, your poor narrator's not...
- Thanks for calling Dial-A-Shrink. I can't come to the phone right now
so after the tone, please leave your name and number...
- This is a test. This is a test of the Answering Machine Broadcast System
This is only a test...
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