Creative Answering Machine Messages
- Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like.
Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you....
- Hi there. This is Joe speaking. I'm home right now, and in a moment, I'll have a decision to make.
Leave your name and number and I'll be thinking about it......
- Bob here. I'm home right now, I'm just screening my calls.
So start talking and if you're someone I want to speak with I'll pick up the phone....
- This is Dan Cassidy's answering machine.
- You have reached the CPX-2000 Voice Blackmail System.
Your voice patterns are now being digitally encoded and stored for later use....
- Hello, this is David. I don't live here, so if you were trying to call me, you've dialed the wrong number.
On the other hand, if you were trying to call John, Jim, or Eric, please leave your name and...
- Deadpan voice:) Hi, This is Dave. Please leave a message as soon as possible and I'll get back to you at the sound of the tone.
- Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now.
Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back....
- Hello, this is Ron. I'm not home right now, but I can take a message.
Hang on a second while I get a pencil. (Open a drawer and shuffle stuff around....
- We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.
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