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Creative Answering Machine Messages
- Hi there. This is Joe speaking. I'm home right now,
and in a moment, I'll have a decision to make. Leave...
- Bob here. I'm home right now, I'm just screening my calls.
So start talking and if you're someone I want to speak...
- This is Dan Cassidy's answering machine. Please leave your name and number,
and after I've doctored the tape, your message will...
- You have reached the CPX-2000 Voice Blackmail System.
Your voice patterns are now being digitally encoded...
- Hello, this is David. I don't live here, so if you were trying to call me,
you've dialed the wrong number. On the other hand,...
- Deadpan voice:) Hi, This is Dave.
Please leave a message as soon as possible and I'll...
- Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now.
Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until...
- Hello, this is Ron. I'm not home right now, but I can take a message.
Hang on a second while I get a pencil. (Open a drawer...
- We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number.
Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again...
- You're growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy.
You feel very sleepy now. You are gradually losing...
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