Hello, This Is Sally's Microwave. Her Answering Machine Just Eloped With Her Tape Deck, So I'm Stuck Taking Her Calls.

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Hello, this is Sally's microwave. Her answering machine just eloped with her tape deck, so I'm stuck taking her calls. Say, if you want anything cooked while you leave your message, just hold it up to the phone.