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Creative Answering Machine Messages
- Loud heavy-metal music in background; raspy voice:) Hello
this is the executioner. Joe can't come to the phone...
- Tim's dead! And God only knows where Lisa is! Fortunately resurrections and divine revelations do tend to occur from time to time
so leave a message and we'll let you know when the...
- Drunken voice:) You have reached Bob's hotline. We are not able to respond due to uninevitable circumcisions
But if you leave your name and noomber, we won't be...
- Hello, this is Marlin's answering machine reminding you that yesterday was the last day of the previous period of your life
After the beep you can tell me how it was, or leave...
- I can't come to the phone now, so... Hey -- that's a nice phone you have there
Hey sugar, you call this number often? I bet you have...
- Ominous electronic background music:) In honor of Halloween
I'm about to perform an unspeakable pagan ritual. So...
- Bridge
Kirk here...
- Starship Enterprise, Uhura here, can you hold please
Captain, there is a transmission coming in on hailing...
- Star Trek theme in the background:) (Voice 1:) Room 17
the final frontier. (Voice 2:) These are the messages...
- Hello, you've reached 344-1312, the Apartment at the End of the Universe
Please leave your message, name and number at the sound...
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