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Creative Answering Machine Messages
- Tim's dead! And God only knows where Lisa is! Fortunately resurrections and divine revelations do tend to occur from time to time,
so leave a message and we'll let you know when the...
- Drunken voice:) You have reached Bob's hotline. We are not able to respond due to uninevitable circumcisions.
But if you leave your name and noomber, we won't be...
- Hello, this is Marlin's answering machine reminding you that yesterday was the last day of the previous period of your life.
After the beep you can tell me how it was, or leave...
- I can't come to the phone now, so... Hey -- that's a nice phone you have there.
Hey sugar, you call this number often? I bet you have...
- Ominous electronic background music:) In honor of Halloween,
I'm about to perform an unspeakable pagan ritual. So...
- Bridge,
Kirk here...
- Starship Enterprise, Uhura here, can you hold please?
Captain, there is a transmission coming in on hailing...
- Star Trek theme in the background:) (Voice 1:) Room 17,
the final frontier. (Voice 2:) These are the messages...
- Hello, you've reached 344-1312, the Apartment at the End of the Universe.
Please leave your message, name and number at the sound...
- Alpha Centauri Space Station. Commander Marlin can't come to the phone right now.
He's either saving the universe from some dread, unnamed...
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