Hi, I'm not home right now but my answering machine is, so you can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep.
Related:
- The Canonical List of Telephone Answering Machine Messages
"Hi!
I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your message, name and number, I'll call you back when I am.... - Answering machines. Nowadays almost everyone has one, complete
with a snappymessage of their own device.
Wait for the beep and then read on. This is a short adaptation of Simon Butler-White's and Clive Archer's "could-be" phone messages released in Australian Cleo, August 1989.... - Just after the earthquake a friend of mine put on his answering machine
"Hi, this is Jeff. We can't get to the phone right now because we were killed in the Earthquake.... - Hi, this is Jim. Welcome to my Fun Phone Line, where you can
talk to my answering machine for only $
.95 per minute! Please leave your credit card number at the tone...... - Hello. This is Ron's answering machine, Marvin, and I'm *so*
depressed.
I have 50,000 times the memory capacity of my owner, yet all I get to do is answer the phone.... - One voice: I didn't expect an answering machine.
Another voice
Nobody expects an answrering machine. Our chief use is to get your name.... - I can't come to the phone now, so... Hey -- that's a nice phone you have there.
Hey sugar, you call this number often? I bet you have answering machines bothering you all the time.... - I can't come to the phone now, so... hey -- that's a nice phone
you have there.
Hey sugar, you call this number often? I bet you have answering machines bothering you all the time.... - The World According to Andy Rooney....
** On Ads In Bill
Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your bills now?...
