Hi. Now You Say Something.
Creative Answering Machine Messages
Hi. Now you say something.
If you can't say something nice, say something surrealistic.
Something Amiss? Hi, I'm Something Amister.
If you can't say something nice, sit by me!
I'm sorry. Did you say something?
Hi, I'm not home right now but my answering machine is, so you can talk to it instead.
Wait for the beep....
Voice Mail My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.
A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here....
Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now.
Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back....
Hi this is <name>. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now.
Leave a message and then wait by the phone until I call you back....
The Canonical List of Telephone Answering Machine Messages "Hi!
I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your message, name and number, I'll call you back when I am....