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Creative Answering Machine Messages
- This is the National Security Emergency Password Notification Network.
To initiate destruct sequence, call the CIA with today's...
- After the tone, leave your name, number, and tell where you left the money.
I'll get back to you as soon as it's safe for you to...
- The President is not in his office at this time. Please leave your name,
phone number, the name of the country you wish to invade...
- Don't you do it! Don't you dare! I don't want to hear it!
Don't you beep! If you beep, I'll...don't even think...
- I can't come to the phone now, so if, well, actually,
I CAN come to the phone now, I mean, like, I'm at the...
- This is the Literacy Self Test Hotline. After the tone,
leave your name and number and recite a sentence using...
- Must have good Australian accent] G'day mate. Can't come to the phone now because I'm a bit tied up with this crocodile.
Just leave a message, and I'll get back to you...
- Note the spelling in this one!] After the tone, please leave a massage-
my shoulders really could use it, and, what? You're...
- Bwana fella no home now, so you fella leave talkie-talk.
Bwana 'im big fella mek talkie-talk back real fas'...
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