Hi, This Is John's Answering Machine. He's Not Here, But I'm Open To Suggestions.
Creative Answering Machine Messages
Hi, this is John's answering machine. He's not here, but I'm open to suggestions.
The Canonical List of Telephone Answering Machine Messages "Hi!
I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your message, name and number, I'll call you back when I am....
Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator.
Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets....
lt;Phone Rings> Noisy pick-up of phone Uh...<wisperingly> Hello?
Hi, I 'm a burgular and I was just about to steal Troy's answering machine....
He "Hi Mabel, may I come over tonight?" She "Sure John, Come on over".
He "This is not John" She "This is not Mabel, either"....
Hi, I'm not home right now but my answering machine is, so you can talk to it instead.
Wait for the beep....
Hi! You have reached 579-7599. This is an answering machine.
This is the Eighties. You know what to do....
Noisy pick-up of phone.) Hi, I'm a burglar and I was just about to steal Troy's answering machine.
If you give me your name and number I'll... Uh, I'll post it on the fridge where he'll see it....
Answering machine tape] "We're not here right now; we've gone to England to kill Salman Rushdie.