Hello. I'm David's answering machine. What are you?
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- Hello. I'm David's answering machine. What are you?
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Noisy pick-up of phone
Uh...<wisperingly> Hello?
Hi, I 'm a burgular and I was just about to steal Troy's answering machine.... - Well, this isn't strictly from an answering machine, but.
.. >From Calvin and Hobbes: (phone rings) (you answer) Hello, this is &l... - The Canonical List of Telephone Answering Machine Messages
"Hi!
I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your message, name and number, I'll call you back when I am.... - Hello, this is Marlin's answering machine reminding you that yesterday was the last day of the previous period of your life.
After the beep you can tell me how it was, or leave some other, informative message. Thanks.... - You have reached 234-1243. This is an answering machine. This is the nineties. You know what to do.
- Hi! You have reached 579-7599. This is an answering machine.
This is the Eighties. You know what to do.... - Hello, this is John's refrigerator, his answering machine's not working right
now, so leave a name and number and we'll get back to you.
(uses a back-woods slow drawl type voice)... - You know what I hate about answering machine messages?
They go on and on, wasting your time. I mean, all they really need to say is, "We aren't in, leave a message....
