You have reached 934-2435. We picked this machine up at a garage sale in "as-is" condition. You can try to leave a message on it, but we are not sure it will be recorded. If we don't return your call, it means the machine did not work.
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- Hi, you have reached .... Please leave your name, phone number and a message and if we like it we will return your call".
- with a kazoo band playing "Thus Spake Zarathustra" in the background.
..] "Thinking you were making an ordinary phone call, you have instead reached.... - The Canonical List of Telephone Answering Machine Messages
"Hi!
I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your message, name and number, I'll call you back when I am.... - You know what I hate about answering machine messages?
They go on and on, wasting your time. I mean, all they really need to say is, "We aren't in, leave a message.... - Just after the earthquake a friend of mine put on his answering machine
"Hi, this is Jeff. We can't get to the phone right now because we were killed in the Earthquake.... - When I was taking a 300 level computer science class in college
there was a girl in the class that was a good friend of mine
he was one of those people that was accademiclly briliant with zero common scence.... - lt;Cackle> That's right! This is an answering machine!
In a few seconds, YOU'RE gonna have to leave a message!... - Spoken in a granny voice)
"Way back inna winner of fifty-two, we didn' have fanshy gadjets like
no ansherin' machine.
You jusht had to call and call until shummbody got home.... - It's time to play "What's Your Business" starring you, the caller.
That's right, you get to leave your name and number on this amazing machine!...
