You Have Reached 934-2435. We Picked This Machine Up At A Garage Sale In "as-is" Condition.
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You have reached 934-2435. We picked this machine up at a garage sale in "as-is" condition. You can try to leave a message on it, but we are not sure it will be recorded. If we don't return your call, it means the machine did not work.
Hi, you have reached .... Please leave your name, phone number and a message and if we like it we will return your call".
with a kazoo band playing "Thus Spake Zarathustra" in the background.
..] "Thinking you were making an ordinary phone call, you have instead reached....
The Canonical List of Telephone Answering Machine Messages "Hi!
I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your message, name and number, I'll call you back when I am....
You know what I hate about answering machine messages?
They go on and on, wasting your time. I mean, all they really need to say is, "We aren't in, leave a message....
Just after the earthquake a friend of mine put on his answering machine
"Hi, this is Jeff. We can't get to the phone right now because we were killed in the Earthquake....
When I was taking a 300 level computer science class in college there was a girl in the class that was a good friend of mine
he was one of those people that was accademiclly briliant with zero common scence....
lt;Cackle> That's right! This is an answering machine!
In a few seconds, YOU'RE gonna have to leave a message!...
Spoken in a granny voice) "Way back inna winner of fifty-two, we didn' have fanshy gadjets like no ansherin' machine.
You jusht had to call and call until shummbody got home....
It's time to play "What's Your Business" starring you, the caller.
That's right, you get to leave your name and number on this amazing machine!...