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You know it's going to be a rotten day when... you want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and there aren't any.
You know it's Monday when you find a land mine in your food. -- Garfield
You know it's Monday when you find sharks in your water bowl. -- Garfield
You know it's Monday when you wake up and it's Tuesday. -- Garfield
You know, it's really kind of silly to wander around outside with your your lamp on.
You know, it's women like you who make men like me make women like you make men like me.
-- Bobby Clark...
You know, it takes forever to get out of Texas. And then when you do, you're in Oklahoma.
-- David Ball, country singer....
You know, I've had quite a bit to drink tonight, and .. well, you're starting to look pretty good.
You know, I've never accidentally drilled a hole in myself while programming. -- Karl Lehenbaue
You know, Jimmy's Taglines are actually getting acceptable.

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