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You know us Sysops, It's always the other guys fault ;-)
You know, we really ought to do accounting on the Unix boxes.
It should be a ten-minute hack..." -- Former group head, 1987, quoted by Joh...
You know, we've won awards for this crap. -- David Letterma
You know what a stewardess is. That's a girl who asks you what you want, then straps you in the seat so you can't get it.
-- Jimmy Edmonson (Professor Backwards)...
You know what a woman's curiosity is. Almost as great as a man's!
-- Oscar Wilde, "An Ideal Husband...
You know what bugs me? People who smoke cigars in restaurants.
That's why I always carry a water pistol filled with gasoline. -- Paul Provenza...
You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question.
-- Albert Camu...
You know what comes between me and my Calvins? Nothing!
You know what I hate about answering machine messages?
They go on and on, wasting your time. I mean, all they really need to say is, "We aren't in, leave a message....
You know what I hate? Indian givers...no, I take that back. -- Emo Phillip

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