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You know you have not made the best impression when someone tells you
I'm going to commit your name to memory and throw my head away....
You know, you have to be careful not to get yourself locked into this open systems stuff.
-- IBM executive...
You know you lead a sad life when a nymphomaniac comes up to you and says,"Let's just be friends.
You know you lead a sad life when the girls who get around never get around to you.
You know you live in a really small town when: The mayor is also the police force and a bagger at the local supermarket.
You know your child is not too smart when during the school period, roll call is taken and the child is stuck for an answer.
You know your convenience-speak pretty well. -- Monica, from Heathe
You know you're a little fat if you have stretch marks on your car.
-- Cyrus, Chicago Reader 1/22/82...
You know you're dieting when postage stamps taste good.
You know you're getting fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead. -- John Mendoza

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