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You know more about a man in one night than you do in months of conversation.
In the sack, they can't cheat....
'You know my motto: Forgive and uh... the other thing.'
You know, names aren't magic. They are merely handles.
You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct.
-- W. Somerset Maugham (1874-1965)...
You know one thing that will really make a woman mad?
Just run up and kick her in the butt. (P.S. This also works with men....
You know our love was meant to be The kind of love that lasts forever -- Chicago
You know princess, you are UGLY when you're angry..
You know something that would really make me applaud?
A guy gets stuck in quicksand, then sinks, then suddenly comes shooting out, riding on water skis!...
You know, sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires.
Which is why God invented dental floss. -- Susanne Kollrack...
You know, sometimes I amaze even myself.

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