Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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You know you are overweight when you get on a talking scales in the Mall and it says "One at a time, please.
You know you don't look too well when you go to your 35 High School Reunion Party and someone in the class asks you "Tell me, was it your sister who died?
You know you have a small apartment when... flies must file a flight plan.
-- S. Rickly Christia...
You know you have a small apartment when... one is company and two is a crowd.
-- S. Rickly Christia...
You know you have a small apartment when Rice Krispies echo. -- S. Rickly Christia
You know you have a small apartment when... you can answer the telephone from the bed, the kitchen table, the sink or the shower.
-- S. Rickly Christia...
You know you have a small apartment when... you can have breakfast in bed without getting up to fix it.
-- S. Rickly Christia...
You know you have a small apartment when... you crack your knuckles and the window rattles.
-- S. Rickly Christia...
You know you have a small apartment when... your wall-to-wall carpet is a welcome mat.
-- S. Rickly Christia...
You know you have a weight problem when your doctor suggests that you get into group therapy - by yourself!

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