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• You know it's Monday when you find sharks in your water bowl. -- Garfield
• You know it's Monday when you wake up and it's Tuesday. -- Garfield
• May gold be discovered on your land the day before you find out that the land isn't really yours.
• An elderly couple were flying to their Caribbean hideaway on a chartered plane when a terrible storm forced them to land on an uninhabited island.
  When several days passed without rescue, the couple and their pilot sank into a despondent silence....
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you ask archie where to find your keys.
• I don't know about microwave ovens. Food should not get hotter as you're eating it.
  It can't be good for you ... Maybe it's just mine....
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you complain in the supermarket about your change and find out you computed it in hex.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you're looking for your hilighter and you think
  find . -pen HiLiter -pri...