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You know you are getting older when the only thing you really want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it.
You know you are getting old when you enter a limozine and all the cars behind you turn on their lights.
You know you are in a truly small town, if the store owner sweeps the sidewalk in front of his or her place of business.
You know you are in bad shape when people take one look at you and openly speculate out loud about when death started advertising.
You know you are in lust/love/infatuation when... When thought can nolonger be un-interupted by her, and your soul is crying out to be loved by her.
-- Alex Feely...
You know you are in trouble when you've got insomnia so bad you can't fall asleep even when it's time to get up.
You know you are no longer young if you recall that the fastest means of communication was ordinary gossip.
You know you are not on a first name basis with the organizers when you receive your mail from Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes and the letter begi
Dear Mr. Scumbag....
You know you are not well when your greatest secret desire is to appear on a rerun of the Gong Show.
You know you are over the hill when your work is less fun and your fun is more work.

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