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• Your lamp is now on.
• Your lamp is now off.
• CASH ONLY! We Know Your Kind!
• You know what kind of day it's going to be when you stub your toe on the pillow.
• Go and boil your bottom, you sons of a silly person!
• Your lamp has run out of power.
• Marge: [checks her watch] One more hour. Homer: An hour?
  I can't wait another hour. What's keeping that stupid comet?...
• You may be redneck... if you invite friends over to see your lava lamp.
• Why, you barfly, I'll stick a wick in your mouth and use you for an alcohol lamp!
  -- Charlie McCarthy (Edgar Bergen)...