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You know what I like about hookers? It doesn't matter what line you use on them, because they all work.
-- Kip Addotta...
You know what it's like to be dead. It's just like it was before you were born.
Remember what it was like before you were born? -- Eva...
You know what I wish?I wish all the scum of the Net had one throat and I had my hands about it.
-- Rorschach (1985) WATCHMEN...
You know what kind of day it's going to be when you stub your toe on the pillow.
You know what misery I went through there, listening to lawyers day and night.
You know what scares me? The X ray! What's the matter with those rays if the dentist has to hide in the next room?
He's got this great big thing focused at you going buzz and he's hiding. Then he...
You know what's probably a good thing to hang on your porch in the summertime, to keep mosquitoes away from you and your guests?
Just a big bag of blood. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
You know what they're doing with your taxes? They're spending your money, hundreds of billions of dollars, on defense.
To defend us from the Russians, the Nicaraguans, the Libyans, the Iranians. Whe...
You know what they say about paradigms - shift happens!

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