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You know what they say - don't get mad, get angry...
You know what to fight for and what to compromise on.
You know what would be the most terrifying thing that could ever happen to a flea?
Getting caught inside a watch somehow. You don't even care, do you....
You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who makes people happy, but inside he's real sad.
Also, he has severe diarrhea. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.
-- Steve Martin, Grand Canyo...
You know when the price of winning is too high.
You know who critics are?--the men who have failed in literature and art.
-- Benjamin Disraeli (Earl Beaconsfield) (1805-1881) -- Lothair, Chap. xxxv...
You know why it is so easy to keep making the same mistakes? Because practice makes perfect.
You know why there are so few sophisticated computer terrorists in the United States?
Because your hackers have so much mobility into the establishment....
You know you are getting along in years when you wink at a very pretty young gal and she smiles.

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