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• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...your radio is playing
  and you're starting a big compile on your home box, and it occurs to you that the music will begin to get a bit jerky, because you think it's playing through the computer and you're not quite sure how well it'll multitask with the compile....
• There is nothing to write about, you say. Well, then, write and let me know just this,--that there is nothing to write abou
  or tell me in the good old style if you are well. That 's right....
• Ah, well, I attended Juliard. I'm a graduate of the Harvard Business School.
  I travel quite extensively. I live through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that....
• You know your convenience-speak pretty well. -- Monica, from Heathe
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Er, I need another extension on my mortgage payments.
  Manager: I understand that Mr. Simpson, but according to our computer, your credit history is not good....
• Teacher: So, you never learned cursive? Bart: Um, well, I know hell and damn and bit.
  .. -- Saved by the bleep, "You Only Move Twice...
• You know, some of these stories are pretty good. I never knew mice lived such interesting lives.
  -- Homer Simpson Itchy & Scratchy & Marge...
• You know, some of these stories are pretty good. I never knew mice lived such interesting lives.
  -- Homer watches Itchy and Scratchy, "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge...