Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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You know, the difference between this company and the Titanic is that the Titanic had paying customers.
You know the greatest danger facing us is ourselves, and irrational fear of the unknown.
There is no such thing as the unknown. Only things temporarily hidden, temporarily not understood....
You know the great thing about TV? If something important happens anywhere at all in the world, no matter what time of the day or night, you can always change the channel.
-- Jim Ignatowski...
You know the honeymoon is over when you wife says she's going to slip into something a little more comfortable, and it turns out to be a twin bed!
You know the kind of girls I like. They've got to be lovers.
..laughers ...dancers... ...And bonkers... -- George and Edmund : Amy and Amiability...
You know, there are times when it's a source of personal pride to not be human. -- Hobbe
You know the romance is not as warm as once it was when he leaves the motor running as he drops off his girl friend after a date.
You know the world's in trouble when it takes 2,000 laws to enforce the Ten Commandments.
-- Alfred E. Newma...
You know things are bad when you're surrounded by four lawyers, and none of them is yours.
You know this year is off to a bad start when your Mother invites your wife to lunch and tells her about the continuous bed wetting that went on through your college years.
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