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You know that any senator or congressman could go home and make $
300,000 to $400,000, but they don't. Why? Because they can stay in Washington and make it there....
You know that feeling when you're leaning back on a stool and it starts to tip over?
Well, that's how I feel all the time. -- Steven Wrigh...
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on plane
why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?...
You know that people will be kind to you, given a chance.
You know that the day is not off to a good start when someone tells you that your unimportance is only matched by your truly great insignificance.
You know that they have accepted each other when she doesn't scream at him for spilling something on the new carpet, and he doesn't get excited at her because of the dent in the new car.
You know that times are not easy when your basic economy car comes at a base price of over $
10,000.00....
You know that you are from a small town if the main street of the place runs through a car wash.
You know that your son is growing up when he stops asking you where he came from and refuses to tell you where he is going.

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