You Know It's Going To Be A Rotten Day When... You Want To Put On The Clothes You Wore Home From The Party And There Aren't Any.

You Know It's Going To Be A Rotten Day When... You Want To Put On The Clothes You Wore Home From The Party And There Aren't Any.

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-- You know it's going to be a rotten day when...
you want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party
and there aren't any.

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