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You know it's going to be a bad day when: your only son tells you he wishes Anita Bryant would mind her own business.
You know it's going to be a bad day when: your twin sister forgets your birthday.
You know it's going to be a bad day when: you see a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your office.
You know it's going to be a bad day when: you turn on the news and they're displaying emergency routes out of your city.
You know it's going to be a rotten day when... you call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.
You know it's going to be a rotten day when... you forget your new password.
You know it's going to be a rotten day when... you jump out of bed and miss the floor.
You know it's going to be a rotten day when... your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
You know it's going to be a rotten day when... your wife wakes up feeling amorous and you have a headache.
You know it's going to be a rotten day when... you wake up face down on the pavement.

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