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Homer Simpson
- It says it's for dogs, but she can't read.
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Homer Simpson
Simpson's Roasting on an Open...
- Lisa: Remember, Dad. The handle of the Big Dipper points to the
North Star.
Homer: That's nice, Lisa, but we're not in astronomy...
- Yeah. Wait a minute. It's the guy from TV. My kid's
hero.
Cruddy...Crummy...Krusty the Clown!
-- Homer Simpson...
- Uh, so. Let's have a conversation. Uh, I think we'll find that we have
very little in common.
Homer Simpson
The Last Temptation of...
- Don't go easy on each other just because you're brother and sister.
I
want to see you both fighting for your parents' love...
- I don't want to look like a weirdo. I'll just go with a muumuu.
Homer Simpson
King-Size...
- Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids!
Eat
them.
-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror...
- Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do
every morning.
Homer Simpson
Lisa the...
- You know, Moe, my mom once said something that really stuck with me.
She
said, `Homer, you're a big disappointment,' and...
- Lisa: So gambling makes a good thing even better?
Homer:
That's right. My God, it's like there's some kind...
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