- As far as anyone knows we're a nice, normal family.
-- Homer Simpson
There's No Disgrace Like Home... - It says it's for dogs, but she can't read.
-- Homer Simpson
Simpson's Roasting on an Open Fire... - Lisa: Remember, Dad. The handle of the Big Dipper points to the
North Star.
Homer: That's nice, Lisa, but we're not in astronomy class.... - Yeah. Wait a minute. It's the guy from TV. My kid's
hero.
..Cruddy...Crummy...Krusty the Clown!
-- Homer Simpson
Krusty Gets Busted... - Uh, so. Let's have a conversation. Uh, I think we'll find that we have
very little in common.
-- Homer Simpson
The Last Temptation of Home... - Don't go easy on each other just because you're brother and sister.
I
want to see you both fighting for your parents' love.
-- Homer Simpson
Lisa on Ice... - I don't want to look like a weirdo. I'll just go with a muumuu.
-- Homer Simpson
King-Size Home... - Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids!
Eat
them.
-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror VII... - Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do
every morning.
-- Homer Simpson
Lisa the Vegetaria... - You know, Moe, my mom once said something that really stuck with me.
She
said, `Homer, you're a big disappointment,' and, God bless her soul, she
was really onto something....
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