- Mmm...incapacitating.
-- Homer Simpson
The Springfield Connectio
- Marge, try to understand. There are two kinds of college stude
jocks
and nerds. As a jock, it is my duty to give nerds a hard time.... - Listen, you big, stupid space-creature. Nobody, but nobody, eats the
Simpsons!
-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horro... - I wore my extra loose pants for nothing. Nothing!
-- Homer Simpson
New Kid on the Block... - You've been rubbing my nose in it since I got here!
- Son, this is the only time I'm ever gonna say this.
It is not okay to
lose.
-- Homer Simpson
Dead Putting Society... - As I got up in front of them, I felt an intoxication that had nothing to
do with alcohol.
It was the intoxication of being a public spectacle.
-- Homer Simpson
Dancin' Home... - Homer: What?! Flanders! You're the Devil?
Devil Flande
Ho-oh, it's always the one you least suspect.
Treehouse of Horror IV... - D'oh! English! Who needs that? I'm never going to England.
Come on,
let's smoke.
-- Homer Simpson, talking Barney into cutting class
The Way We Wa... - They don't call me Colonel Homer because I'm some dumb-ass army guy.
-- Homer Simpson
Colonel Home...
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