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Homer Simpson
- Marge, try to understand. There are two kinds of college students:
jocks
and nerds. As a jock, it is my duty to give...
- Listen, you big, stupid space-creature. Nobody, but nobody,
eats the
Simpsons!
-- Homer Simpson
...
- I wore my extra loose pants for nothing. Nothing!
-
Homer Simpson
New Kid on the...
- You've been rubbing my nose in it since I got here!
Your family is better
than my family, your beer comes...
- Son, this is the only time I'm ever gonna say this.
It is not okay to
lose.
-- Homer Simpson...
- As I got up in front of them, I felt an intoxication that had nothing to
do with alcohol.
It was the intoxication of being a public spectacle...
- Homer: What?! Flanders! You're the Devil?
Devil Flanders:
Ho-oh, it's always the one you least suspect.
...
- D'oh! English! Who needs that? I'm never going to England.
Come on,
let's smoke.
-- Homer Simpson, talking...
- They don't call me Colonel Homer because I'm some dumb-ass army guy.
Homer Simpson
Colonel...
- I want to share something with you -- the three little sentences that will
get you through life.
Number one, `Cover for me.' Number two, `Oh, good...
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