It Says It's For Dogs, But She Can't Read.
It says it's for dogs, but she can't read.
-- Homer Simpson
Simpson's Roasting on an Open Fire
Dasher, Dancer ... Prancer ... Nixon, Comet, Cupid .
.. Donna Dixon. -- Homer Simpson Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire...
Bart: Oh, Dad, can we keep him? Homer: But he's a loser!
He's pathetic! He's... SLH: [licks Homer's face] Home...
Bart: Hey, Santa, what's shaking? Homer: What's your name, Bart .
.. ner? -- er, little partner? Bart: I'm Bart Simpson....
Chipmunks roasting on an open fire.
Bart: Hey Santa, what's shakin', man? Homer: [as Santa] What's your name, Bart.
..ner? Uh, little partner? Bart: I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?...
Homer: [bumps into Ned. Their respective armfuls of gifts fall into the snow] Ned
Oh ho ho, Simpson, it's you. Homer: Hello, Flanders....
Barney: I got me a part-time job working as a Santa down at the mall.
Homer: Wow. Can <I> do that? Barney: I dunno....
Bob's nuts roasting on an open fire... OUCH!
Jeez. No beer ... no opera dogs ... -- Homer Simpson Bart the Geniu