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  .. Donna Dixon. -- Homer Simpson Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire...
• Bart: Oh, Dad, can we keep him? Homer: But he's a loser!
  He's pathetic! He's... SLH: [licks Homer's face] Home...
• Bart: Hey, Santa, what's shaking? Homer: What's your name, Bart .
  .. ner? -- er, little partner? Bart: I'm Bart Simpson....
• Chipmunks roasting on an open fire.
• Bart: Hey Santa, what's shakin', man? Homer: [as Santa] What's your name, Bart.
  ..ner? Uh, little partner? Bart: I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?...
• Homer: [bumps into Ned. Their respective armfuls of gifts fall into the snow] Ned
  Oh ho ho, Simpson, it's you. Homer: Hello, Flanders....
• Barney: I got me a part-time job working as a Santa down at the mall.
  Homer: Wow. Can <I> do that? Barney: I dunno....
• Bob's nuts roasting on an open fire... OUCH!
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