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• Homer: Now, remember! As far as anyone knows, we're a nice, normal family.
  Lisa: Hey Bart! Last one in the fountain's a rotten egg!...
• You're everywhere. You're omnivorous.
  -- Homer Simpson, to God There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• Homer: Sometimes I think we're the worst family in town.
  Marge: Maybe we should move to a larger community. -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• D'oh! -- Homer, "There's No Disgrace Like Home
• Homer: Look at that, kids! No fighting, no yelling.
  Bart: No belching. Lisa: Their dad has a shirt on!...
• Bart: Whoa! Look at this place, what a dump! Home
  It's worst than you think, heh heh heh. I just trampled this poor sap's flower bed....
• Homer: "Sometimes I think we must be the worst family in Springfield.
  Marge: "Well, maybe we should move to a larger community....
• Homer: I'm sorry, Marge, but sometimes I think we're the worst family in town.
  Marge: Maybe we should move to a larger community. There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• Homer: All right, time for a family meeting. [shuts off the TV] Lisa
  Why can't we have a meeting when <you're> watching TV? -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...