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Homer Simpson
- I want to share something with you -- the three little sentences that will
get you through life
Number one, `Cover for me.' Number two, `Oh, good...
- Always remember that you're representing our country
I guess what I'm
saying is, don't mess up France the...
- I can't believe I ate the whole thing.
Homer Simpson
The...
- Barney: Boy, you never stop eating and you don't gain a pound
Homer: It's my metaba-ma-lism. I guess I'm just one...
- Marge, you're my wife and I love you very much. But you're living in a
world of makebelieve
With flowers and bells and leprechauns. And magic...
- Did you hear that, Marge? She called me a baboon! The stupidest
ugliest, smelliest ape of them all!
-- Homer Simpson...
- Holy Moly! The bastard's rich!
-- Homer Simpson
Oh Brother
Where Art Thou...
- Love isn't hopeless. Look, maybe I'm no expert on the subject
but there
was one time I got it right.
-- Homer...
- First Bush invades my home turf, then he takes my pals
then he makes fun
of the way I talk -- probably --...
- If there was any justice, my face would be on a bunch of crappy merchandise
Homer Simpson
Flaming...
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