I want to share something with you -- the three little sentences that will get you through life.
Number one, `Cover for me.' Number two, `Oh, good idea, boss....
Always remember that you're representing our country.
I guess what I'm saying is, don't mess up France the way you messed up your room....
I can't believe I ate the whole thing. -- Homer Simpson The Fro
Barney: Boy, you never stop eating and you don't gain a pound.
Homer: It's my metaba-ma-lism. I guess I'm just one of the lucky ones. The Way We Wa...
Marge, you're my wife and I love you very much. But you're living in a world of makebelieve.
With flowers and bells and leprechauns. And magic frogs with funny little hats....
Did you hear that, Marge? She called me a baboon! The stupidest, ugliest, smelliest ape of them all!
-- Homer Simpson Lisa's Substitute...
Holy Moly! The bastard's rich! -- Homer Simpson Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
Love isn't hopeless. Look, maybe I'm no expert on the subject, but there was one time I got it right.
-- Homer Simpson Another Simpson's Clip Show...
First Bush invades my home turf, then he takes my pals, then he makes fun of the way I talk -- probably -- now he steals my right to raise a disobedient, smart-alecky son!
Well, that's it! -- Home...
If there was any justice, my face would be on a bunch of crappy merchandise!
-- Homer Simpson Flaming Moe'...