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Homer Simpson
- Karl: You don't belong here. You're a fraud and a phony and it's only
a matter of time until they find you out
Homer: (gasps) Who told you?
Simpson and...
- Bart: What'd you do? Screw up like the Beatles and say you were bigger
than Jesus
Homer: All the time. It was the title of our second...
- Kirk: What makes you guys so special?
Homer: Because Marge and I have one thing that can never be broken
a
strong marriage built on a solid foundation of routine...
- Ah, sweet pity: where would my love life have been without it
Homer Simpson
I Love...
- Oh, honey, I didn't get drunk, I just went to a strange fantasy world
Homer Simpson
El Viaje Misterioso De Nuestro...
- Bart: So, like sometimes you can do stuff that you think is pretty bad
so other kids will like you better
Homer: You're not talking about killing anyone, are...
- I'll get a bunch of monkeys, dress 'em up, and make 'em reenact the Civil
War
Heh, heh, heh!
-- Homer Simpson
Homer the...
- Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us
from the animals
Except the weasel.
-- Homer Simpson
Boy-Scoutz...
- Homer: Your mother and I have been thinking about giving the puppies
away
Bart and Lisa:
Noooooo!
Homer: Mainly your mother...
- Homer: Okay, okay, don't panic. To find Flanders, I just have to think
like Flanders
Homer's Brain:
I'm a big four-eyed lame-o and I wear...
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