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Homer Simpson
- Bart: What'd you do? Screw up like the Beatles and say you were bigger
than Jesus?
Homer: All the time. It was the title of our second...
- Kirk: What makes you guys so special?
Homer: Because Marge and I have one thing that can never be broken:
a
strong marriage built on a solid foundation of routine...
- Ah, sweet pity: where would my love life have been without it?
Homer Simpson
I Love...
- Oh, honey, I didn't get drunk, I just went to a strange fantasy world.
Homer Simpson
El Viaje Misterioso De Nuestro...
- Bart: So, like sometimes you can do stuff that you think is pretty bad
so other kids will like you better?
Homer: You're not talking about killing anyone, are...
- I'll get a bunch of monkeys, dress 'em up, and make 'em reenact the Civil
War!
Heh, heh, heh!
-- Homer Simpson
Homer the...
- Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us
from the animals.
Except the weasel.
-- Homer Simpson
Boy-Scoutz...
- Homer: Your mother and I have been thinking about giving the puppies
away.
Bart and Lisa:
Noooooo!
Homer: Mainly your mother...
- Homer: Okay, okay, don't panic. To find Flanders, I just have to think
like Flanders!
Homer's Brain:
I'm a big four-eyed lame-o and I wear...
- It was the most I ever threw up, and it changed my life forever.
Homer Simpson
Homer Goes To...
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