I know you're mad at me right now, and I'm kinda mad too .
.. I mean, we could sit here and try to figure out who forgot to pick up who till the cows come home....
Well if it isn't the leader of the weiner patrol, boning up on his nerd lessons!
-- Homer Simpson Boy-Scoutz n the Hood...
Yeah. Maybe I do have the right ... What's that stuff? -- Homer Simpson Deep Space Home
And, Lord, we're especially thankful for nuclear power, the cleanest, safest energy source there is, except for solar, which is just a pipe dream.
-- Homer Simpson Bart vs. Thanksgiving...
Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman -- and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which, as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.
Hello? Yes? Oh! Heh, heh, uh ... if you're looking for that big donut of yours .
.. um, Flanders has it. Just smash open his house....
He may have come up with the recipe, but I came up with the idea of charging $
6.95 for it. -- Moe Syzlak Flaming Moe'...
Wh ... what's going on? Wh ... wha ... why am I on a Japanese box?
-- Homer Simpson In Marge We Tru...
Wait a minute, Marge. I saw "Mrs. Doubtfire." This is a man in drag!
-- Homer Simpson Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(annoyed grunt)ociou...
Abe: I used to be `with it.' But then they changed what `it' was.
Now what I'm `with' isn't `it' and what's `it' seems weird and scary to me....