Uh, So. Let's Have A Conversation. Uh, I Think We'll Find That We Have Very Little In Common.
Uh, so. Let's have a conversation. Uh, I think we'll find that we have
very little in common.
-- Homer Simpson
The Last Temptation of Homer
Homer: [awkwardly] Uh...so, let's have a conversation.
Um...I think we'll find we have very little in common....
Jasper: Why bother voting? He's guilty. Flanders: Well, we might as well make it official.
Homer: What does "sequestered" mean? Skinner: If the jury is deadlocked they're put up in a hotel together so they can't communicate with the outside world....
Mindy: Homer? [whispers] I got a really wicked idea that could get us into a _lot_ of trouble.
Homer: Oh, Mindy...we have to fight our temptation....
Homer: I have an announcement to make. As a family growth thing, Bart and I think we should all go to the monster truck rally this Saturday.
Lisa: Aren't you forgetting something? Homer: Uh....
Homer: Hello, hotline? I'm very tempted by another woman.
Ned: Homer Simpson? That's a dilly of a pickle....
Homer: I _do_ have a story about two other young marrieds.
.. [everyone turns back and sits down] Now, the wife of this couple has an interesting quirk in the bedroom....
Homer: Look at these bills: chains for elephant. Shots for elephant.
-- "Oversized decorative poncho"?! Bart: Technically it's for a giraffe, but I think I can let it out a little....
Homer: Will you all stop worrying about that stupid comet?
It's going to be destroyed, didn't you hear what that guy in the building said?...
Homer: Listen here: my name is Homer J. Simpson. You guys think I'm dead, but I'm not.
Now I want you to straighten this out without a lot of your bureaucratic red tape and mumbo- jumbo!...