- And anyone can be tooted?
-- Homer Simpson, on tutoring
The Way We Wa
- Flanders:
Homer, affordable tract housing made us neighbors, but you made us
friends.
Homer: To Ned Flanders, the richest left-handed man in town.
When Flanders Failed... - There's an empty spot I've always had inside me. I tried to fill it with
family, religion, community service.
But those were all dead ends. I
think this chair is the answer.
-- Homer Simpson
... - Bart: Dad, you killed the Zombie Flanders!
Homer: He was a zombie?
Treehouse of Horror III
- If it'll make you feel any better, I've learned that life is one crushing
defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.
-- Homer Simpson
Homer and Apu... - See you in hell, candy boys!!
-- Homer Simpson
Homer Badma
- All right. His story checks out.
- I didn't want a hokey second wedding like those ones on TV!
This one's
for real!
-- Homer Simpson
A Milhouse Divided... - Hmmm, look at those eyes. He's trying to hypnotize me, but not in the
good Las Vegas way.
-- Homer Simpson
Mountain of Madne... - Marge! I'm two-thirty-nine, and I'm feeling fine!
-- Homer Simpson
Brush With Greatne
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