Lisa: Remember, Dad. The handle of the Big Dipper points to the North Star.

Lisa: Remember, Dad. The handle of the Big Dipper points to the
North Star.

Homer: That's nice, Lisa, but we're not in astronomy class. We're in
the woods.

The Call of the Simpsons

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