Keep brain from freezing. -- Homer Simpson Simpson and Delilah
Lurleen, I can't get your song outta my mind. I haven't felt this way since `Funky Town.
' -- Homer Simpson Colonel Home...
Marge: Homer, couldn't we pawn my engagement ring instead?
Homer: Now, I appreciate that, honey, but we need one hundred and fifty dollars here....
Marge: Homer, you're his father. You've got to reason with him.
Homer: Oh, that never works. He's a goner! Bart the Daredevil...
I thought there was chocolate inside ... Well, why was it wrapped in foil?
-- Homer Simpson Mr. Plow...
I don't care if Ned Flanders is the nicest guy in the world.
He's a jerk -- end of story. -- Homer Simpson When Flanders Failed...
Well, you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman.
You just have to read the manual and press the right button....
Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps.
Bart: Don't worry, I don't even like using the bathroom after you....
I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard.
Homer: I'm a bad father! Selma: You're also fat! Homer: I'm also fat! Saturdays of Thunde