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Homer Simpson
- Keep brain from freezing.
Homer Simpson
Simpson and...
- Lurleen, I can't get your song outta my mind. I haven't felt this way
since `Funky Town.'
Homer Simpson
Colonel...
- Marge: Homer, couldn't we pawn my engagement ring instead
Homer: Now, I appreciate that, honey, but we need one...
- Marge: Homer, you're his father. You've got to reason with him
Homer: Oh, that never works. He's a goner!
Bart...
- I thought there was chocolate inside ... Well, why was it wrapped in foil
Homer Simpson
Mr....
- I don't care if Ned Flanders is the nicest guy in the world
He's a
jerk -- end of story.
-- Homer Simpson
...
- Well, you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman
You just
have to read the manual and press the right...
- Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps
Bart: Don't worry, I don't even like using the bathroom...
- I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard
And
-- and I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't...
- Homer: I'm a bad father!
Selma: You're also fat!
Homer
I'm also fat!
Saturdays of...
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