I Don't Want To Look Like A Weirdo. I'll Just Go With A Muumuu.
I don't want to look like a weirdo. I'll just go with a muumuu.
-- Homer Simpson
Homer: I'm looking for something loose and billowy, something comfortable for my first day of work.
Salesman: Work, huh? Let me guess. Computer programmer, computer magazine columnist, something with computers?...
Burns: Well, Simpson, I must say, once you're been through something like that with a person, you never want to see that person again.
Homer: You said it, you weirdo. Mountain Madne...
Homer: [taunting] Bart and Lisa have to go to school, while I get to stay at home, naah naah nah naah naah.
Lisa: I like school. Homer: Well, why don't you live at it, then?...
Marge: Here's your lemonade, and here's your beer. Ooh, you're such a vigorous young go-getter.
When's your next coffee break? Homer: [lascivious] Any time I want....
Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
-- Homer Simpson Lisa the Vegetaria...
Homer: Ooh! Let's pick him up! Marge: No! What if he's crazy?
Homer: And what if he's not? Then we'd look like idiots....
Burns: Well, Simpson, I must say, once you've been through something like that with a person, you never want to see that person again.
Homer: You said it, you weirdo!...
Marge: I would love you if you weighed 1,000 pounds but .
.. Homer: Beautiful. G'night. King-Size Home...
Don't go easy on each other just because you're brother and sister.
I want to see you both fighting for your parents' love. -- Homer Simpson Lisa on Ice...