You Know, Moe, My Mom Once Said Something That Really Stuck With Me.
You know, Moe, my mom once said something that really stuck with me. She
said, `Homer, you're a big disappointment,' and, God bless her soul, she
was really onto something.
-- Homer Simpson
There's No Disgrace Like Home
You know Moe, my mom once said something that really stuck with me.
She said, "Homer, you're a big disappointment", and God bless her soul, she was really onto something....
Lisa: Dad, Mom said she'd be home to help me with my costume and she's not, and the geography pageant is tonight!
Homer: Lisa, your mom still loves you. It's just that she has a career now....
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Moe: You know what really aggravazes me? It's them immigants.
They wants all the benefits of living in Springfield, but they ain't even bother to learn themselves the language....
Homer: Are you sure that's enough? You know how the boss loves your delicious gelatin desserts!
Marge: Oh Homer, Mr. Burns just said he liked it....
Homer: Lisa, you like homework. Could you fill out this form for me?
Lisa: Well, all right. If you'll listen to the poem I just wrote....
Receptionist: Will you be paying by cash or check?
Homer: Cash of course! I've got two hundred and fifty dollars right here with me....
Marge: I'm happy for the school. It sounds like this money's going to provide a lot of new opportunities.
Bart: Big deal. They didn't approve my idea; they said it was unfeasible....
Burns: Well, Simpson, I must say, once you're been through something like that with a person, you never want to see that person again.
Homer: You said it, you weirdo. Mountain Madne...