You know, Moe, my mom once said something that really stuck with me.

You know, Moe, my mom once said something that really stuck with me. She
said, `Homer, you're a big disappointment,' and, God bless her soul, she
was really onto something.

-- Homer Simpson
There's No Disgrace Like Home

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