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Homer Simpson
- Jeez. No beer ... no opera dogs ...
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Homer Simpson
Bart the...
- You're everywhere. You're omnivorous.
-- Homer Simpson,
to God
There's No Disgrace Like...
- I can understand how they wouldn't let in those wild jungle apes,
but what
about those really smart ones who live among...
- You know something, folks, as ridiculous as this sounds,
I would rather
feel the sweet breath of my beautiful...
- Could this be the best day of my life?
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Homer Simpson
Homer the...
- Kirk: One day your wife is making you your favorite meal,
the next day
you're thawin'a hot dog in a gas station...
- See these? American donuts. Glazed, powdered, and raspberry-filled.
Now, how's that for freedom of choice.
-...
- The reason I look unhappy is that tonight I have to see a slide show
starring my wife's sisters -
or as I call them, `the gruesome twosome.'
...
- I'm not a bad guy. I work hard and I love my kids.
So why should I spend
half my Sunday hearing about...
- Mmm...incapacitating.
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Homer Simpson
The Springfield...
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