- Ohh, my son doesn't stand a chance! The whole world has gone gay!
-- Homer Simpson
Homer's Phobia... - Marge: This is the best gift of all, Homer.
Home
It is?
Marge: Yes, something to share our love. And frighten prowlers.... - I've figured out the boy's punishment. First, he's grounded.
No
leaving the house, not even for school. Second, no eggnog.... - Homer: I'm just a big fool.
Karl: Oh no, you're not!
Homer: How do you know?
Karl: Because my mother taught me never to kiss a fool!... - Unlike most of you, I am not a nut.
-- Homer Simpson
Homer's Odyssey
- Coyote: Fear not, Homer. I am your spirit guide.
Home
Hiya.
Coyote: There is a lesson you must learn.
Home... - Dasher, Dancer ... Prancer ... Nixon, Comet, Cupid .
.. Donna Dixon.
-- Homer Simpson
Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire... - Bart: Hey, Santa, what's shaking?
Homer: What's your name, Bart .
.. ner? -- er, little partner?
Bart: I'm Bart Simpson.... - But let me tell you, the slim lazy Homer you knew is dead.
Now I'm a
big fat dynamo.
-- Homer Simpson
King-Size Home... - So, like us, let your children run wild and free, because as the old
saying goes, let your children run wild and free.
-- Homer Simpson
Bart vs. Australia...
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