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Homer Simpson
- Marge: This is the best gift of all, Homer.
Homer:
It is?
Marge: Yes, something to share our love. And...
- I've figured out the boy's punishment. First, he's grounded.
No
leaving the house, not even for school. Second...
- Homer: I'm just a big fool.
Karl: Oh no, you're not!
Homer: How do you know?
Karl: Because my mother taught...
- Unlike most of you, I am not a nut.
--
Homer Simpson
Homer's...
- Coyote: Fear not, Homer. I am your spirit guide.
Homer:
Hiya.
Coyote: There is a lesson you must learn.
Homer...
- Dasher, Dancer ... Prancer ... Nixon, Comet, Cupid .
Donna Dixon.
-- Homer Simpson
Simpsons Roasting...
- Bart: Hey, Santa, what's shaking?
Homer: What's your name,
Bart ... ner? -- er, little partner?
Bart: I'm Bart...
- But let me tell you, the slim lazy Homer you knew is dead.
Now I'm a
big fat dynamo.
-- Homer Simpson
...
- So, like us, let your children run wild and free, because as the old
saying goes,
let your children run wild and free.
-- Homer Simpson...
- And remember not to act afraid. Animals can smell fear.
And they
don't like it.
-- Homer Simpson
The...
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