Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do
every morning.
-- Homer Simpson
Lisa the Vegetarian
every morning.
-- Homer Simpson
Lisa the Vegetarian
Related:
- Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her
to pass me the syrup?
Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.... - Marge: Homey, are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of your
life.
Homer: Of course not, Marge, just for the rest of his life.... - Lisa: I'b allergic to everythig here. By nose is so stuffed ub, I
can't eben taste Mob's delicious boiled celery.
Marge: I've been so bored since we moved here, I found myself drinking a glass of wine every day.... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?... - Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to
go home to my family.
Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but.... - Marge: And remember, every morning give one bowl of Kibble to Santa's
Little Helper.
Do you want me to write any of this down? Abe... - Homer: Marge, get back in bed.
Marge: [on the floor] No, I'm just fine right here.
Homer: What's wrong? I just want to snuggle. Marge... - Bart: Please don't make me stay, dad. I'll do anything you say.
I'll find religion! I'll be good sometimes!...

