Marge, Tell Bart I Just Want To Drink A Nice Glass Of Syrup Like I Do Every Morning.
Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do
-- Homer Simpson
Lisa the Vegetarian
Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa....
Marge: Homey, are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of your life.
Homer: Of course not, Marge, just for the rest of his life....
Lisa: I'b allergic to everythig here. By nose is so stuffed ub, I can't eben taste Mob's delicious boiled celery.
Marge: I've been so bored since we moved here, I found myself drinking a glass of wine every day....
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to go home to my family.
Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but....
Marge: And remember, every morning give one bowl of Kibble to Santa's Little Helper.
Do you want me to write any of this down? Abe...
Homer: Marge, get back in bed. Marge: [on the floor] No, I'm just fine right here.
Homer: What's wrong? I just want to snuggle. Marge...
Bart: Please don't make me stay, dad. I'll do anything you say.
I'll find religion! I'll be good sometimes!...