A Bather Whose Clothing Was Strewed By Breezes That Left Her Quite Nude, Saw A Man Come Along And, Unless I'm Quite Wrong, You Expected This Line To Be Lewd.
A bather whose clothing was strewed
By breezes that left her quite nude,
Saw a man come along
And, unless I'm quite wrong,
You expected this line to be lewd.
When I was in a six person suite of rooms, one of my room mates was a witch, and by coincidence, another room mate had a key to his room.
One night the witch room mate returned to find that all six calendars in his room were set to October, and there was a pentagram of pencils on his desk....
What's the difference between a straight rodeo and a gay rodeo?
At a straight rodeo, they yell "Ride that sucker....
I wooed a stewed nude in Bermuda, I was lewd, but my God!
he was lewder. She said it was crude To be wooed in the nude-, I pursued her, subdued her, and screwed her!...
How do you keep an Englishman happy in his old age?
Tell him a joke when he's young. Do you know why the British ships came back from the Falkland Islands full of sheep?...
Wary Klink Live-Pillory Clinton Wary: "Hello, welcome to Wary Klink Live.
Tonight's guests will be First Lady elect Pillory Clinton....
Various Nights Before Christmas... A Microsoft Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except Papa's mouse.
The computer was humming, the icons were hopping, As Papa did last minute Internet shopping....
The Wizard of Zone Once upon a time in Depression-era Kansas there was a little black boy named Zachary X (pronounced "ex" not "ten") who lived on a farm.
He was an orphan, a cheap device to garner your sympathy....
BEHAVIORAL TIPS. The floor is considered an acceptable clothing storage location.
Never ask him to purchase feminine products, unless you are willing to assume he will come home with the wrong thing....
A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car.
He later received in the mail a ticket for $40, and a photo of his car....