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Limericks
- 57 There was an old lady who lay
With her legs wide apart in the hay,
Then, calling the ploughman,
She said, "Do...
- 58 There was a young lady of Lee
Who scrambled up into a tree,
When she got there
Her arsehole was bare,...
- 59 A worn-out young husband named Lehr
Her daily his wife's plaintive prayer:
"Slip on a sheath, quick,
Then slip your big...
- 60 There was a young plumber of Leigh
Who was plumbing a girl by the sea.
She said, "Stop the plumbing,
There's somebody...
- 61 Il y avait un plombier, Francois,
Qui plombait sa femme dans le Bois.
Dit-elle, "Arretez!
J'entends quelqu'un venait...
- 62 Es gibt ein Arbeiter von Tinz,
Er schlaft mit ein Madel von Linz.
Sie sagt, "Halt sein' plummen,
Ich hore Mann...
- 63 Prope mare erat tubulator
Qui virginem ingrediebatur.
Dessine ingressus
Audivi progressus:
...
- 64 Have you heard of knock-kneed Samuel McGuzzum
Who married Samantha,
his bow-legged cousin?
Some people say,
...
- 65 In bed Dr. Oscar McPugh
Spoke of Spengler -
and ate crackers too.
His wife said, "Oh,...
- 66 There was a young lady named Maud
A terrible society fraud:
In company, I'm told
She was awfully cold...
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