A Beat Schizophrenic Said, "Me? I Am Not I, I'm A Tree.
A beat schizophrenic said, "Me?
I am not I, I'm a tree."
But another, more sane,
Shouted, "I'm a Great Dane!"
And covered his pants leg with pee.
I AM NOT schizophrenic. Me neither.
I'm not schizophrenic, and neither am I.
I am schizophrenic, and so am I.
I am perfectly sane, and so am I.
I like being single.I'm always there when I need me.
M R ducks M R not M R too C M wangs L I B M R ducks!
During his visit to the US pope John Paul II had a meeting with a senator.
The senator asked the pope, "Your Holiness, how do you find our country?...
A born loser: Somebody who calls the number that's scrawled in lipstick on the phone booth wall-- and his wife answers.
I AM NOT schizophrenic. Me neither....
IBM - (I)nferior (B)ut (M)arketable.