A team playing baseball in Dallas
Called the umpire blind out of malice.
While this worthy had fits
The team made eight hits
And a girl in the bleachers named Alice.
Called the umpire blind out of malice.
While this worthy had fits
The team made eight hits
And a girl in the bleachers named Alice.
Related:
- Your Baseball Team Isn't Doing Well
15> Your owner is named Marge and it appears there *is* a God.
14> Your team is a mile high and it's *not* the Rockies... - Here is a joke from the March issue of Playboy: {ed But they didn't write it.}
An infamous stud with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood
bar and ordered a drink.
The bartender thought he looked worried and asked... - Q: What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite baseball team?
A:
The Montreal Expos... - From shelley@aimed.UUCP Wed Feb 1 02:20:05 1989
Flags:
000000000000 From: shelley@aimed.UUCP (Shelley Spence)... - Once a young woman named Alice
Used a dynamite stick for a phallus.
They found her vagina In North Carolina, And part of... - A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane... - There are three umpires at a baseball game. One is an engineer,
one is a physicist and one is a mathematician. There... - You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
%end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you... - Politically Correct Santa
'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck.
How to live in a world that's politically correct?...
From the same category:
- 93 A young Juliet of St. Louis
On a balcony stood acting screwy.
Her Romeo climbed, But he wasn't well timed... - 124 Love letters no longer they write us,
To their homes they so seldom invite us.
It grieves me to say, They have learned with... - 161 An old man at the Folies Bergere
Had a jock,
a most wondrous affair: It snipped off a twat... - Said a horny young girl from Milpitas,
"My favorite sport is coitus."
But a fullback from State
Made her period late,
And now she has athlete's... - 47 Winter is here with his grouch,
The time when you sneeze and slouch.
You can't take your women Canoein' or swimmin'...
