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Limericks
- 47 Winter is here with his grouch,
The time when you sneeze and slouch.
You can't take your women
Canoein' or swimmin'...
- 48 It always delights me at Hank's
To walk up the old river banks.
One time in the grass
I stepped on an ass...
- 49 There was a young girl from Hong Kong
Who said,
"You are utterly wrong
To say my vagina
...
- 50 There once was a sad Maitre d'hotel
Who said,
"They can all go to hell!
What they do to...
- 51 There was a young man named Hughes
Who swore off all kinds of booze.
He said, "When I'm muddled
My senses get fuddled...
- 52 There were three ladies of Huxham,
And whenever we meets 'em we fucks 'em,
And when that game grows stale
We sits on...
- 53 There was a young lady named Inge
Who went on a binge with a dinge.
Now I won't breathe a word
O f what really...
- 54 An octagenerian Jew
To his wife remained steadfastly true.
This was not from compunction,
But due to...
- 55 "Snyder's got a stiff ticket," said Kay,
"Come on,
take it out, and let's play."
He pulled it...
- 56 A pansy who lived in Khartoum
Took a lesbian up to his room,
And they argued all night
Over who had the...
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