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Limericks
- 37 There was a young fellow named Fyfe
Whose marriage was ruined for life,
For he had an aversion
To every perversion...
- Well, one year the poor woman struck,
And she wept,
and she cursed at her luck,
And said, "Where...
- I once knew a harlot named Lou --
And a versatile girl she was,
too.
After ten years of whoredom
...
- 40 There was a young lady of Gloucester,
Met a passionate fellow who tossed her.
She wasn't much hurt,
But he dirtied her skirt...
- 41 There was a young lady of Gloucester
Whose friends they thought they had lost her
Till they found on the grass
The marks of her arse,
And the knees of the man...
- 42 There was a young fellow named Goody
Who claimed that he wouldn't,
but would he?
If he found himself nude
...
- 43 In my sweet little Alice Blue gown
Was the first time I ever laid down,
I was both proud and shy
As he opened his...
- Oh it hung almost down to the ground,
As it went in I made not a sound,
The more that he shoved it
The more that I...
- 45 In my sweet little night gown of blue,
On the first night that I slept with you,
I was both shy and scared
As the bed was prepared...
- As we both watched the break of day,
And in peaceful submission I lay,
You said you adored it
But dammit, you tore...
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