A Mathematician Named Hall Has A Hexahedronical Ball, And The Cube Of Its Weight Times His Pecker's, Plus Eight Is His Phone Number -- Give Him A Call.
A mathematician named Hall
Has a hexahedronical ball,
And the cube of its weight
Times his pecker's, plus eight
Is his phone number -- give him a call..
A mathematician named Paul Has a hexahedronical ball And the square of it's weight Times his pecker plus eight Is his phone number, give him a call!
169 A mathematician named Hall Had a hexhedronical ball, And the cube of its weight Times his pecker, plus eight, Was four fifths of five eighths of fuck-all.
There was a math teacher named Paul Who had a hexagonal ball.
The square of its weight. And his pec*er plus eight. Is his phone number. Give him a call....
Proof By Intimidation ----- -- ------------ A Horse has an infinite number of legs.
A horse has two legs in back and forelegs in front....
Here are some of my favorite jokes from the HBO special Jackie Mason On Broadway.
Keep in mind that Jackie is a former rabbi. His father and two brothers are also rabbis....
M E M O R A N D U M DEPARTMENT OF THE TREASURYINTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE TO
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A mathematician and a stock broker go to the races to bet on horses.
The broker suggests a bet of $10,000. That's too much for the mathematician's taste...
A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....
A woman from the south was attending a social gathering up north and tried striking up a conversation .
.. "Where're you all from?" she asked to a group of ladies....