A Wanton Young Lady From Wimley Reproached For Not Acting Quite Primly Said, "Heavens Above!
A wanton young lady from Wimley
Reproached for not acting quite primly
Said, "Heavens above!
I know sex isn't love,
But it's such an entrancing facsimile."
A wanton young lady from Wimley Reproached for not acting quite primly Said, "Heavens above!
I know sex isn't love, But it's such an entrancing facsimile....
Various Nights Before Christmas... A Microsoft Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except Papa's mouse.
The computer was humming, the icons were hopping, As Papa did last minute Internet shopping....
A farmer went to the doctor complaining that his sex life was not what it should be.
So the doctor gave him some pills, but warned him that they were still experimental, and that he should be extremely careful in their use....
92 A young violinist from Rio Was seducing a lady named Cleo.
As she took down her panties She said, "No andante...
A young man is on a date with a young woman and they go parking.
After some heavy petting the young man asks the young woman for oral sex....
There once was a young lady from Heath, Who circumcised young men with her teeth, She said with a grin, "It's not for the skin," "But rather for the cheese underneath.
TO MY DARLING HUSBAND, I am sending you this letter via this BBS communications thing, so that you will be sure to read it.
Please forgive the deception, but I thought you should know what has been going on at home since your computer entered our lives TWO YEARS AGO....
There once was a plumber from Leigh, Who was plumbing his maid by the sea, Said she, "Please stop plumbing, I think someone's coming!
Said he, "Yes I know love, it's me....